They come in threes, so they say:
- I stand up funny and trap a nerve…this is apparrantly called sciatica, it hurts. Ow.
- I realise I have lost my bank card. Abandoned in the co-op. Shite. Cancelled the card, obv.
- I then go to the pub quiz and park intelligently – pull forward through two spaces so I can pull out forward. Bottom the car and a bit of plastic falls off the bottom of car.
Three resolutions:
- I have pulled a muscle in my arse, you can but laugh.
- I got the card back and chopped it up. No-one defrauded me of the whole 50p I own. I’m now bankcardless for a few days, no point in mugging me. I’ve just got my £2 for a bacon butty on Friday :D
- The recovery people came out at midnight and got the bit of car off, it’s now drivable but it’s missing a bit that can be sorted next week…and not by me.
What a great day, why can’t they all be so darned cheery…not.

